What to do this weekend?!

Double rainbow, all the way.

The weekend: our two day break from school. While most kids are partying it up, we stay posted up in the basement watching That 70's show and eating taco noodles. (<--- Don't ask about the noodles. We'll explain another time.) But don't call us lame; because we're not. 

Weekend memories... 
The time we slept in till 5 pm: We don't even know why we did. We just slept. Apparently, we got up once and ate waffles, but we don't recall.

The time we squeezed half a bottle of orajel into our mouths: We were sitting in Megan's room, on the floor, bored. I was looking through my purse when I found a tube of Baby Orajel (a temporary mouth numbing gel for babies with teeth growing in.) We pretty much started out with putting it on our lips and cracking up. Then we put a bunch in our mouths. (Not the best idea) We then proceded to drool EVERYWHERE. Our throats and mouths were numb and, not to mention that orajel has a very nast cough syrup taste. Deffff a weird weird expeirence.

The time we decided to go to the docks. And got hit on by a drunk longboarder. On a skiff: The Cathlamet Downhill Corral! Such a funnn event! Cool people. Cool boards. Cool crashes. Pretty legit weekend over all! Sooo Megan, Mati, and I decided to go down to the docks by the Rat Tap and put our feet in the water while we were waiting for some longboarders to come hang out with us. As we were doing so, some big ol guy probably about 27ish or so came up to us waddling down the dock ramp. He was sooooo out of it. He asked us,"How old are you girls?" "Fifteen." Then the creep said, "Can't you girls lie about your age? Where do all the 15 year olds hang out?!" He got on to his little skiff that could surprisingly hold him, and drove off into the columbia. We didn't see that guy for the rest of the week. Pretty odd.

The time we almost drowned in the Columbia River: It all started at a beach party. Megan, Taryn, Lainie and I had a SMART idea to get dropped of by a skiff in the middle of the Columbia River, and swim to Oregon. That didn't go over so well. After we realized that we were all kinda scared, and to turn around and swim back to home, we noticed that no matter how fast we were trying to swim, we WEREN'T moving. We were freaking out! I honestly thought I was going to drownd. And Taryn, trying to make light of the situation, pretended to be a shark. And pinch me and Megan. So there. I thought I was Jaws next victim AND drownding at the same time! Luckily Lainie made it back to the dock sooner than us. And Meg and I got pulled iin on a skiff with a rope! Pretty scary!

Other great short memories:

The time we watched Dahmer.

The time we wore band t shirts, tube socks, and and soffes!

The time we gave a tour of Cathlamet in less than 10 minutes.

The time we made guacamole. And it was bomb.

The time we became obsessed with Doglover199709's scary videos! hahahaha.

The time we conviced people Michael Jackson, Hitler, and Tupac we're alive.

The time we tried to kill a moth.


Pretty legit weekends. We have more crazzzzyyy stories. Word.

<3Ky.