the blog has risen from the dead...

"MEGAN IS MY FAMILY NOW!"
Heyy!
Longtime no blog... I know, I know...
I really don't know why we haven't blogged in forever...  I don't have a legit excuse, and I doubt Megan does either...

Sooo, I drove to my dads house today! :D
I don't think you understand how big of an accomplishment that is for me. I have always been afraid to drive on those curvy roads... But I did it.. And I'm still alive! (:

I'm in the whole drivers ed program right now... And I seriously hate it. Getting up at 5 just isn't my thing. And the chapter work and writing notes isn't fun at all..

Hmmm, so what's new with us?
Well.. Megans dating my cousin (: Heehee.
And me? Hmm, nothings really THAT new that you'd find interesting... Except I figured out what kind of car I want. A JEEP! (: They just are so awesome. I want one. A black one.
I think they're so cute. Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

Umm, yeah, I think I'll just blog tomorrow with an actual THEME (:
sooo.
peace,
ky.

Spirit!

"You should join the football team!"

Hello Lovers!
(:
It's spirit week at Wahki-Hi! Soooo we're all spirited and what not! And I guess if cheerleaders don't dress up, you have to run with the football team! Ahhhh no thanks!
I just can't wait for the homecoming game! Cheering at it is gonna be sooooooo fun! Us cheerleaders are hoping for some rain! 

Tomorrows Halloween day, and I have no clue what to wear... I have a million costumes but.... I guess I might be a bumble bee? Bumble bees are cool? Kinda? Just kidding. I really hate bees. Speaking of bees, there was a bee in Mr. Hurley's class and it was like a near death experience! Me and Meg were running around the classroom like crazies! It was going to sting us, I swear!!

So, I'm talking to Paris on the phone! She's defffff my favorite person to talk to on the phone. Shes so random... I'm currently learning about dragons! Solid!

Well this has by far been the most random stupidest blog everrrr!
So later!
<3Ky

We're baaaaaaaaaaaack! (: And as pointless as everrrr!

Shred the gnar Muliiieees! (; What's that supposed to mean!??!

Dear Blog,
I'm sorry me and Meg have abandoned you.
Love,
Ky.

Sorry we haven't blogged in a while. I guess things have been kind of busy lately. Forgive us?

So, I have quite the story to tell.
You all know Charlie, the one we made the cake for?
Yeah, well apparently while I was at my dads house, him and his fiancee Christina came to my moms house and asked if I was home. (Which freaks me out that they found out where I lived first of all...) Aaannnddd anyways, She asked my mom if I was done SEWING HER WEDDING DRESS AND BRIDES MADE DRESSES!!! Never ever ever did I tell them I would sew her dresses!? I've never even talked to her about her dresses?! I don't even know how to sew... Oh well. I better be getting paid for this...


Also, Me and Megan have this crazy crazy idea...
Youtube Channel.
(: Hmmm?

<3Ky

I haaaate being sick!

"Kyler gets her gold star for the day!"

Soooo.
I stayed home. I'm still sick.
Aaaannnndd, It sucks.
I hate coughing. And I hate know the fact that when I go back to school tomorrow, I am going to have a lot of homework.
The day went by pretty fast though. I slept till 11. Then watched Rob Dyrdeks Fantasy Factory for the rest of my boring day.
I hate to admit it, but I'm really excited to go back to school tomorrow. I miss acting like a crack head in Ag Science, Telling Greg & Brandon to shut up in English, Rapping with Megan in Algebra, having lunch at my momma's house, Listening to Lainie and Dylan's stories in weight training, Going on trippy nature walks in biology, and making Austin act like a fairy in graphics. And cheer practice. I even am looking forward to cheer practice.
What is wrong with meeeeee?
<3Ky

Y-E-L-L, Y-E-L-L Everybody Yell!

"I thought my arms were going through the floor!" "Sketchy."

Dear Blog,
I'm sorry I haven't wrote on you in like forever.
Love,
ky.

So! We haven't given up on blogging or anything, it's just I couldn't figure out how to sign in for a couple of days... So therefore, no blogging. (I know, you probably were going through with drawls.)
I have a cold or something. I've had it since the start of this week, but I think it got worse from last night. We cheered at the varsity football game! Let me tell you... IT RAINED. A LOT. I kid you not most of us had our hair straightened that night, and by the 2nd quarter, we were just soaked. By the end we were all sportin' no make up, dripping cheer uniforms, and our natural hair textures! But it was the most fun cheering I've had! We were stomping our cheers in the puddles, having water fights with our pom poms, and literally wringing water out of our cheer uniforms. It was awesome. I even forgot I was sick! We all felt great and defiantly looked great! Such a fun game.
But I have nothing else to talk about! Tooooodles.
<3Ky

pointless blog!

"Mr. Hurley, When's winter break?"

So, honestly, I can not think of one thing to blog about. Not one thing. Writers block? Yeah. Big time.
Megan and I have been terribly busy lately. That's a lie. Just incredibly lazy.

     We really haven't been doing much of anything!

     But, we DID give Charlie his cake! And he loved it! He was such a happy guy! His actual birthday was on Monday we found out? I thought it was like a while before we even made the cake? Oh well. He still enjoyed just as much!

     Also, we kinda need a camera person! Just a 'roadie' to follow us around and take pictures of our EPICCC adventures, so if you're interested, facebook us! We might just pay you.

Ooooh, also.

If you ever want us to talk about a specific topic,  LET US KNOW. We suffer blank minds syndrome, constantly.

Well, this is short, sweet, and to the point. Even though there was no point. But hey, thats what makes it Ky & Meg riiight?

(:

<3 Ky

Longview Adventure.

Ice Dogg & Snoop Cube. Whassup?

Sooo. Today Megan and I went to Longview;
We decided to walk around.
We went into Taco Bell. And some how, we got an extra taco.
Then we went into ross. And tried on prom dresses we thought were ugly, but we ended up liking them.
Then we went into Radioshack, and looked at cameras, and had the whole staff stare us down.
Then we went to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and sat in the massage chairs for an hour.
Then we went to Michaels, and ran away from and emo girl.
Then  we went to Rite Aide, and looked at how skinny some chick was. 54 lb 23 year old. :/
Then we went into Megans mom work.
Then we went in the car and jammed to some music.
Then a lady got in her car and talked on the phone, so we eaves dropped. She said something about a praying mantis being in the parking lot. So we went to go look for it. We couldn't find it.
Then Megans mom made us go buy her NUGGETS.
Then we crossed ocean beach highway, and saw Ben Miles drive by.
Then we went home.
Such an eventful day.
<3Ky.

okay you're a goon. but what's a goon to a goblin!?

We're breaking blogging rules, and doin a survey. Word to ya motha.

What's your favorite color gummy bear?
k: clear!
m: reddd.







What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body?
k: personallity  shhhmmmiiilee and a six pack dont hurt anyone! haha
m: smile and eyes and bod.






Have you ever made up/sang a song for someone you cared about?
k: hahaha. pretty much.
m: i do write songs, but not for anybody.



Ever had a song sang about/for you?
k: yep! :D cutest thing ever!
m: yeah.



Is there a baby in the room with you right now?
k: baby megan.
m: uhhh baby jesus.



Do you know how to dance?
k: yuuuh.
m: like chris brown!




Where do you sing the most, in the car, the shower or other?
k: i rap in the shower. and sing in the car.
m: i spit errywhere i go, and i sing in graphics.

 



What is your favorite thing that is green?
k:  limes. hahahahaha.
m: monnneeeyy honneeeyy.



What did your last text message say?
k: drive:) from reilly
m: i no bro on the realize from fricken jordan.

 



Boxers, briefs or boxer briefs?
k: boxerrr brrriiieefffs or boxas!
m: i dont care as long as you wear chonies aiiight?

 



What is your middle name?
k: christine!
m: nicole!



What is the way to your heart?
k: be sweet. and be cool. and nerdy ;)
m: i dunno because nobodys gotten there yet.



What do you smell like?
k: vs pink fresh and cleaaaan!
m: pink.

 



What's in your pocket?
we're both wearing buttt pants dude. no pockets!






Anything in your mouth?
k: braces.
m: my fricken tongue.

 



Ever hurt yourself playing Wii?
k: no. i've hurt other people tho. :)
m: yeah i smaked myself in the head while trying to bowl!

 



Do you have freckles?
k: yep.
m: noooooo.

 



How many languages can you say "Hello" in?
k: A LOT. I'm so foreign.
m: a few.
 



What's the last movie you saw in the theater?
k: i have no memory of that. haha.
m: charlie st. cloud



Ever jumped/fallen/been pushed in a pool with your clothes on?
k: yes. and i was mad.
m: yeaaah.



Are you wearing any clothes that you wore yesterday?
k: noooope.
m: nah.



Name a song that you know all the words to:
k: deuces.
m: my life by the game.

 



Are you in love with someone right now?
k: never.
m: loves overrated.

 



What's the last thing you watched on TV?
k: uhhh, jersey i think.
m: jersey shore bebe!



What's the last video game you played?
k: BIOSHOCK 2! hahaha.
m: COD.



Who is your daddy and what does he do?
k: Scott, and hes a captain at Foss. :)
m: Dre and hes a gangter hahaha.



Can you do the alphabet in sign language?
k: what else do you think me and megan do in graphics?! hahahaha.
m: fricken yes!




Do you have an unkle named Joe?
k: uhhh no. haha.
m: haha no.



What word do you use when people pass gas?
k: whattt thheee.
m: fricken sicko get lost.

 



Do you wear glasses?
k: only the nerdy kind ;) and stunnas!
m: only when i wanna feel cool!

 



What can you hear right now?
k: I'm Meeeeeeeee.
m: lil wayne spittin like no other.



Did you feel better or worse or the same yesterday?
k: better better better. so much better.
m: i dunno.



Ever been overseas?
k: meeexxxxxxi.
m: yessss.



What are your plans for today?
k: me and megan are bloggin, thats whassup.
m: same.

 



How long have you had MySpace?
k: no need for one. facebooooook.
m: a while.



What was your favorite childhood show?
k: uhhh. powerangers.
m: dragontales.

 



Are you close to your siblings?
k: my bros are cool.
m: si si.






What was your first job?
k: job? haha
m: no workie.



Do you bite your nails?
k: nope!
m: yeaaah, its a habit.




Do you like your feet?
k: haha, sure!
m: yeah, better than other peoples!



Do you sleep well at night?
k: dependssss.
m: like a babyy.

jesus didnt use a helmet.

blogging from inside kylers room..double rainbow :D
so today we totaly rocked the vans.
scared bryce a little.. i think lol
anddddd got the most dopest suckers in graphics mine blue and kylers pink... be jealous.
dont you just hate hearing knews you never wanted to hear...EVER?
our cheer spankies totaly look like big red sparkly diapers :)
spirtit weeks coming up at Wahki-hi and you already know ky and i WILL be rockin those adorible sparkly diapers.. we'll be mobin through school looking all spirited and what not... ROCK SOLID...fursuree.
so we made up some liistt thinggy and its totaly not even in existents so stop trippin yo.
kyler and i might hit up the skate park tonight... without skateboards.. totaly outttttasiteee.
"myspace is totaly for squarebears... even though..i megan perez have one (: ahahaha"
but dont really use it cuz its gayyyer than..... nvm.
did you know cats have over a hundred vocal cords and bee's have five eyes.. no lies..
pizza's whats for din din tonight , WOOT WOOOT.
my biggest fear are misquito eaters and kylers is fiiretrucks.
that 70's show and jerseyshore are about the coolest shows evaaa.
kyler and i really want a foreign exchange student! its gunna happen! (:
Open minds, definition is kyler and Megan.. hahah deffiantly the most open minded  people you will ever meeeett! i promise you!
so we are gunna go find more info bout the foreign kidos sooo BTYL.
(blog to you later) :D

What to do this weekend?!

Double rainbow, all the way.

The weekend: our two day break from school. While most kids are partying it up, we stay posted up in the basement watching That 70's show and eating taco noodles. (<--- Don't ask about the noodles. We'll explain another time.) But don't call us lame; because we're not. 

Weekend memories... 
The time we slept in till 5 pm: We don't even know why we did. We just slept. Apparently, we got up once and ate waffles, but we don't recall.

The time we squeezed half a bottle of orajel into our mouths: We were sitting in Megan's room, on the floor, bored. I was looking through my purse when I found a tube of Baby Orajel (a temporary mouth numbing gel for babies with teeth growing in.) We pretty much started out with putting it on our lips and cracking up. Then we put a bunch in our mouths. (Not the best idea) We then proceded to drool EVERYWHERE. Our throats and mouths were numb and, not to mention that orajel has a very nast cough syrup taste. Deffff a weird weird expeirence.

The time we decided to go to the docks. And got hit on by a drunk longboarder. On a skiff: The Cathlamet Downhill Corral! Such a funnn event! Cool people. Cool boards. Cool crashes. Pretty legit weekend over all! Sooo Megan, Mati, and I decided to go down to the docks by the Rat Tap and put our feet in the water while we were waiting for some longboarders to come hang out with us. As we were doing so, some big ol guy probably about 27ish or so came up to us waddling down the dock ramp. He was sooooo out of it. He asked us,"How old are you girls?" "Fifteen." Then the creep said, "Can't you girls lie about your age? Where do all the 15 year olds hang out?!" He got on to his little skiff that could surprisingly hold him, and drove off into the columbia. We didn't see that guy for the rest of the week. Pretty odd.

The time we almost drowned in the Columbia River: It all started at a beach party. Megan, Taryn, Lainie and I had a SMART idea to get dropped of by a skiff in the middle of the Columbia River, and swim to Oregon. That didn't go over so well. After we realized that we were all kinda scared, and to turn around and swim back to home, we noticed that no matter how fast we were trying to swim, we WEREN'T moving. We were freaking out! I honestly thought I was going to drownd. And Taryn, trying to make light of the situation, pretended to be a shark. And pinch me and Megan. So there. I thought I was Jaws next victim AND drownding at the same time! Luckily Lainie made it back to the dock sooner than us. And Meg and I got pulled iin on a skiff with a rope! Pretty scary!

Other great short memories:

The time we watched Dahmer.

The time we wore band t shirts, tube socks, and and soffes!

The time we gave a tour of Cathlamet in less than 10 minutes.

The time we made guacamole. And it was bomb.

The time we became obsessed with Doglover199709's scary videos! hahahaha.

The time we conviced people Michael Jackson, Hitler, and Tupac we're alive.

The time we tried to kill a moth.


Pretty legit weekends. We have more crazzzzyyy stories. Word.

<3Ky.

Undertaker Cake

If English homework was a person, I'd punch it in the spleen.

Happy Birthday to Charlie! This is the cake we made him for his 33rd birthday! Quite an awesome looking WWE cake! We made it ourselves, so it's definitley a legitimate cake. We couldn't find him, so we haven't given it to him yet. For those who know about Charlies obsession with WWE wrestling "action figures", he has all but two: Kane & The Undertaker. And it just so happens that my little brother went through a WWE phase a couple years ago, and has the Undertaker. We're thinkin Charlie will be quite pleased with his g status cake!

"You're soul is not a body part."

Frozen mangos are bomb dot com.

Our conversations are not normal. We established that as of today. They never make sense if you're not us. We use words you wouldn't get, because we're that cool. We talk about things that are never talked about. We laugh at things that aren't funny. But that's just us being us. We can't help it.  We get off topic easily. We have the attention spans of squirrels and goldfishes...

Common topics of our convos:
- The fact you have two hearts.
- Relating everyone to an animal.
- Having Michael Jackson swag.
- Longboarders.
- How we're hard as nails.
- Different ways to say legit.
- Snooki.
- Baby Orajel.
- Stickers.
- Charlie.
- TACO NOODLES.

Who is Ky & Meg?!

Definatley gangsters, that's whassup.


We're bestfriends, and that's forever. We're kinda the same, kinda different. 
Megan pretty much lives with Kyler. They spend every single minute together. Pretty much like an old married couple, with out all the things that make them a couple-nated. No homo.

Their likeys:
- Peach Tea.
- LONGBOARDERS & LONGBOARDS.
- Justin Bieber.
- Facebook.
- Attention.
- Dinosaurs.
- Photography.
- Charlie.
- Sleeping.
- Food.
- Texting.
- Meeting new people.
- Nerds.
- Shopping.
- Vans.
- Gay people.
- Cheerleading.

Their illigimates:
- Mean people.
- Cocky boys.
- Ciggerettes.
- Tweakers.
- Homework.
- Country Music.
- Farmville.
- Myspace.
- Akward boring people.


We're fresh, we're clean. We're quite classy.
& never trashy.